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| | OUT NOW! Issue 37 - Dawkins Rants Again, Stripper 'Becomes Nun', DIY News Stories, The Social Worker's Dictionary. All the sorts of usual stuff you'd expect. Plus a script, sheep and a fat cow! The perfect antidote to all your economic woes! Issue 36 - Snow Shuts Britain, Darth Vader Blamed For Fall Of Woolworths, One-Eyed Scottish Idiot Offended! All the usual satire, silly poems and funny fiction. Plus, we provide the "Definition Of Sadness" and Garbaj Celebrates Homosexual History Month! | | Issue 35 - Harry Potter 'Is All Made Up' Shocker, we report on Oxygen Addiction, Crunchy Nut Cornflakes Victim of Credit Crunch and don't forget to "Wave As You Go Past"! All the usual Newts In Briefs, silly poems and biting satire. Plus, "I'm A Detective... Get Me Out Of Here!"
Issue 34 - Wallace & Gromit to star in new Pokemon Movie, "I'm Not Jesus," claims former Deputy Mayor, Blair Reveals Plans For Future, Rancor Rampage In Ross-on-Wye, Cidernaut, The Grim, The Story of Bradley the Office Bully, Essex Limericks, Shakespeare's Haemorrhoids and Monkeys With Violins. Another excellent issue, if we do have to say so ourselves!
Issue 33 - Jeremy Kyle's Family 'ask for a DNA test', Jade Goody says 'Space Is Rubbish', Peter Pan 'sports dapper moustache', I'm A Character... Get Me Out Of Here!, The Saga of Neil Kin of Knock, The Phantom Black Dog & The Doris Day Murders (Steve Sneyd reveals all!) and so much more it just shouldn't be legal!
Issue 32 - America Asked : Are You Racist Or Sexist?, Darwin 'Back From The Dead', Gordon Brown Unveils New Cabinet, Horoscopes Are 'All Made Up' Claims Report, Toddler Writes Memoirs, Top Ten Things To Do With Cheese, That Castro Resignation Letter In Full, David Blaine, Socks and Scott's Porridge Oats reveals what really happened at the South Pole...
2007 issues still available
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